Bar Tales

A true story

I was in a bar last night and had the following conversation with a complete stranger.

Man: Excuse me, how many in Iraq?
Me (having no idea): About 30 million?
Man (very slowly): No, how many in Iraq?
Me (very slowly): I don't know. 25-30 million?
Man (long stare): Iraq has how many?
Me: I don't know
Man to waiter: Excuse me, how many shooter glasses do I get in a rack of shooters?